The Brown Cocaine

When I visited my dentist last week, he told me that between pop and coffee, I should choose coffee every time (since I don't put sugar in the coffee). I've been trying to take his advice. But this ad nearly drives me back to pop.

It's a Folgers commercial with a bunch of weird creepy hippie angels singing a little ditty called "Happy Morning" to poor defenseless people just trying to get out bed. And what's a coffee commercial doing trying to remind us of our own mortality? And what's with the Prince Valiant hair? And why are all the angels voyeurs?

Dude, that's messed up.