Oneupmanship

In today's Trib, Peter Callaghan tells a bizarre story about a plaque stolen off of Stadium High School 90 years ago. A picture of that plaque with a 2006 News Tribune was submitted to Peter Callaghan anonymously, proving that someone still has the plaque. But who? Callaghan said this:

So here's our offer: Return the tablet and there won't be any questions asked. We'll even throw in two tickets to Stadium's centennial concert featuring Blood, Sweat & Tears.

Exit133.com upped the ante:

Return the tablet via Exit133 (we are honorable folks and will make sure it ends up in the right hands) and we’ll throw in two tickets to any concert at the Emerald Queen (Ted Nugent? Gallagher? Pat Benatar?) plus two very rare Exit133 t-shirts.

In this spirit of this competition to get the mysterious stranger to give someone the plaque, here's the counter-offer to the above offers from erikemery.com:

Give me the plaque. I want it. I'll mount it in my bedroom and look at it every night before I go to bed. It's ... my precious. Bring it to me. We must keep the plaque away from Callaghan of Gondor and Derek the Young! Your journey here will be hazardous. But if you risk it, and bring me The One Plaque, I will reward you handsomely. For example, I might be willing to give you this very pretty ring I found ...